Christmas Wishes

Wishes For Christmas

General Wishes

Christmas Wishes for that one magical day of the year when family and friends all gather together for a special celebration, filled with the blessings of good food, gifts, great company and maxed out credit cards.

  • May your Christmas be filled with lots of happiness, peace, love and lots of presents.
  • Here’s wishing you a Christmas day full of joy and laughter. Savor the wonderful delights for months to come.
  • The best of presents around any Christmas tree are the presence of a happy family, all wrapped up in each other. Merry Christmas
  • From Home to home and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas brings, us closer to each other.
  • OMG! Christmas already? Wishing you a truck-load of good wishes.
  • I love everything about Christmas, the eggnog, mistletoe and spending time with wonderful family and friends like you. Merry Christmas
  • Christmas can be magical, when wishes and dreams come true. I know because I’m spending mine, with the one I love – You! Happy Christmas
  • May the peace and joy of Christmas be with you today and throughout the coming Year.
  • God gave His greatest gift to us on that first Christmas Day. May the wonder of it, always guide and light your way. Merry Christmas
  • Christmas is so much more special if you share it with the people you love most. Thank you for inviting us to celebrate it with you. Merry Christmas
  • Merry Christmas – Since I didn’t know what to get you for Christmas, I decided to be original and buy you nothing. So you better enjoy this card. Only joking. I hope you enjoy the present.
  • I wishing you a White Christmas! But if your white runs out, start on the Red.
  • The holidays are a special time for family and friends to come together and celebrate the gift of love everlasting. We love you very much and wish you a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
  • We’re sending you wishes for the merriest memories of the Christmas Season, and hopes for a prosperous New Year. Season’s greetings.
  • Sure, the presents are fun, but what really matters is being with your family and friends to celebrate this joyous occasion. Merry Christmas.
  • During this special day, what really matters in not how many presents are under the Christmas tree, but that you are surrounded by the love of family and friends. Merry Christmas
  • May your Christmas be as peaceful as the new fallen snow.
  • Wishing you and your family a safe and Happy Christmas filled with lots of love and presents too.
  • I love everything about Christmas, especially the magic and excitement you see in children’s eyes when they see all the presents Santa brought them. Merry Christmas
  • If you’re feeling warm today, it’s from all the love we’re sending your way. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
  • My peace be your gift at Christmas and your Blessing all year through.
  • Love, joy and peace are the ingredients for a wonderful Christmas. We hope you find them all festive season. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
  • Wishing you a very Merry Christmas. May it bring you joy, happiness and everything else you deserve.
  • It’s the time of eggnog, candles, cakes, songs, reindeer, carols, laughter – and most importantly love. Merry Christmas
  • My letter to Santa this year asked for YOU. So don’t be surprised when he comes through your window and puts you in a sack.
  • May your home be filled with Christmas songs, cakes, candies and all the love that this festive season brings.
  • May this Christmas season bring your closer to all those that you treasure in your heart. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
  • May God bless your home with peace, joy and love. Have a merry Christmas.
  • I don’t know about you, but Christmas is definitely my favorite holiday. The tree, the lights, the good company and all those presents to unwrap. Could there be anything more magical than that?. Merry Christmas
  • The spirit of Christmas should not be just for one day but for the whole year. Wishing you love, joy and peace the whole year round. Merry Christmas
  • May this Christmas be a wonderful time to share with the ones you love.
  • Wishing you and your family a wonderful holiday season. Lots of love.
  • Wishing you and your family a joyous and peaceful Christmas. May you be blessed with lots of love from the ones that matter most.
  • Wishing you and your family a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
  • Card messages aren’t my thing. Merry Christmas
  • Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and a wonderful Happy New Year. May all your dreams for the coming year be fulfilled.
  • May God bless you and your family on this very special day. Merry Christmas, with love from all of us.
  • Merry Christmas to you. May all your dreams for the coming year be fulfilled and may you find joy and love.
  • Wishing you and your loved ones a very Merry Christmas. Let’s all rejoice in this beautiful time of the year and find peace, love, and harmony.
  • Peace, good will, and happiness, for you at Christmas and always.
  • Santa called. You’ve been naughty. So, all you’re getting this year is this lousy Christmas card message. Merry Christmas.
  • It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Candy canes, eggnog, reindeer, mistletoe and awesome presents. Merry Christmas to you and your family. May it be filled with lots of love and make for some wonderful memories.
  • May peace and blessings of Christmas be yours and may the coming year be filled with much happiness.
  • May this Christmas bring your family lots of happiness and joy. Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and a safe and prosperous new year.
  • Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a holiday that’s filled with cheer and a very happy, healthy and peaceful New Year!
  • We hope that this Christmas will be for you a cheerful ending to the year and a great beginning to a happy new one.
  • You know what I got for Christmas this year? Stress from shopping around for the presents, backache, from decorating the house with Christmas lights. And soon 20 pounds from eating all the yummy Christmas food. Seriously though It’s a wonderful time to spends it with great friends and family like you. Merry Christmas
  • Merry Christmas. May God bless you and your family on this special day.
  • May the Christmas season fill your home with joy, your heart with love and your life with laughter.
  • You know what I truly love about Christmas? I can eat everything I want because you know, it’s the holidays. Merry Christmas
  • May your heart be warmed by the sweet magic that Christmas always brings, and may all your dreams be fulfilled. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
  • A warm cup of eggnog, a chat with the family and a laugh with friends around the beautifully decorated tree. Can Christmas get any better than this? Merry Christmas
  • A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas is wished to you!
  • May your Christmas sparkle and shine with moments of love, laughter, and goodwill and may the year ahead be filled with contentment and joy.
  • My wish for you this Christmas is, that love finds you in all that you do this season. Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
  • Christmas songs in the background to set the mood, the lights are blinking, the eggnog is ready and family and friends are on their way. What else could you ask for?. Merry Christmas.
  • May you be blessed with a safe and happy Christmas. Lots of love.
  • Merry Christmas. I hope this year your stocking is filled with lots of presents.
  • Wishing you and your loved ones a safe and happy holiday season.
  • May your Christmas be a joyous and memorable one.
  • Santa already knows what I want for Christmas – You. Merry Christmas and watch out for the big bearded man coming to get you.
  • Santa asked me to remind you that because of the economic crisis he wasn’t able to fill up your stocking this year. Not to worry though we’re sending you some extra love, hugs and kisses your way. Merry Christmas
  • Is it just me or is Christmas one of the most tiring holidays ever?. You have to prepare and decorate the tree, create the right Christmas atmosphere by decorating the house inside and out, buy, wrap and place all the presents under the tree. It’s too much work. Thank goodness it’s also all worth it being able to spend this special day with you.
  • Santa’s coming. Don’t forget to prepare cookies and milk and place them near the Christmas tree. Merry Christmas
  • Wishing you a fun and Merry Christmas for you and your family. Have a bright and merry day.
  • I wanted you to know just how much thought I put into your card message. I thought about it for a whole year. Here’s what I came up with – Merry Christmas
  • Christmas just wouldn’t be the same without fun and loving family and friends like you. Merry Christmas
  • Santa told me he received and read your letter. However, because of the recession and the economic crisis, all he was able to get you is coal. Only joking. I hope you enjoy the present – Merry Christmas
  • It’s been a long time since you stopped believing in Santa. However, you still get just as excited at Christmas as you did when you were just a child. Merry Christmas.
  • Merry Christmas. May this joyful holiday season bring with it love, cheer and many awesome presents for you and your family.
  • Tis the season to be happy, jolly and joyful. It’s Christmas time. Enjoy the most of this wonderful holiday. Wishing you and your family all the best.
  • May this Christmas be filled with lots of presents but more importantly lots of love from the ones that matter most.
  • Giving and receiving love is the only guarantee of having a truly Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Wishing you and your family all the best.
  • Merry Christmas. Sorry but that’s all I could come up with but hey I’ll add that I love you on Christmas and always.
  • May you have a wonderful and Merry Christmas with the ones you love.
  • May you have a Merry Christmas and a safe and happy New Year. Lots of love
  • Wishing you a safe holiday season with the ones you love. Have a Merry Christmas and a  prosperous New Year.
  • Merry Christmas. Wishing you and your family a wonderful Christmas with lots of, eggnog, fruit cake, mistletoe and all things that make it Christmassy.
  • Wishing you a wonderful Christmas with the ones you love most.
  • On this very special day, we celebrate the arrival of a very special person, baby Jesus. And also Santa Claus the man with all the PRESENTS. Merry Christmas
  • I hope that you’ll enjoy the token of affection that I bought you for Christmas. It mirrors the amount of love and appreciation I have for you. By the way, it’s this card. Merry Christmas
  • Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting. It is happiness because we see joy in people. It is forgetting self and finding time for others. It is discarding the meaningless and stressing the true values. – Thomas S. Monson
  • Season’s Greetings. We hope that the time you spend with family this year is a memorable one.
  • The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
  • May you be blessed with wonderful company and lots of love from the ones that matter most. Merry Christmas and have a safe and prosperous New Year.
  • Christmas isn’t all about finding presents under the tree. It’s also about yummy eggnog, shiny mistletoe, and sugary candy canes. Also, the serious and religious bit which is to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. Wishing you and your family the best Christmas ever.
  • It’s that time of year. Let’s bring out the cookies and milk for Santa, let’s decorate the Christmas tree, and let’s all celebrate with happiness and cheer. Merry Christmas
  • My heart is always full of joy at Christmas. I don’t think that there’s anything more special than when families gather together to celebrate and enjoy this wonderful holiday season. Merry Christmas
  • Merry Christmas. Take out the food, put on that Santa costume, sing silly songs and let’s get this holiday season started.
  • I don’t know about you, but I’m already tired of all these decorations around and joyful songs about snow and presents everywhere I go. but, we have to stay happy, right?. So, Happy Christmas.
  • The best gift at Christmas is the presence of family.
  • Christmas is all about love, peace, joy, and celebrating with family – However, let’s not forget to pay thanks for the birth of our lord Jesus Christ. May your holiday season be blessed.
  • One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.- Andy Rooney
  • Gingerbread, holly, soft falling snow, candy canes, packages, trees all aglow. Carolers, stockings, wreaths hung on doors, may the simple joys of the season, always be yours.
  • May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wishing you love, joy, and happiness. Merry Christmas!
  • He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. – Roy L. Smith

  • There are two things that I love the most about Christmas. The first one is to receive lots of presents. The second one is to open them. Only joking. Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas.
  • Hope this Christmas Season is filled with all your favorite things.
  • Jesus was born on Christmas Day. That’s why we all gather together on this special occasion and celebrate His presence on Earth. Have a very merry Christmas.
  • May this day bring you laughter, joy, and happiness. You deserve all of this and so much more. Merry Christmas
  • Have a great Christmas. Take the time to celebrate your desires, values and affections with your loved ones. Wishing you all the best.
  • Silent night, star above, blessed gifts, of hope and love.
  • Wishing you all the happiness that Christmas time can bring.
  • Happy Christmas to you. Here’s hoping that all your dreams come true and that the heavens of good health and success open up for you in the New Year.
  • May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire, to gladden your heart and fill every desire. Merry Christmas
  • Christmas is the day that holds all time together. – Alexander Smith
  • No other holiday is more special than Christmas. Families and friends get together and spend a day filled with joy and happiness, altogether. Happy Christmas

Funny Wishes

  • O come ALL ye FAITHFUL – And there goes 85% of the population!
  • The Four Stages Of Life: 1. You Believe In Santa Claus 2. You Don’t Believe In Santa Claus 3. You Are Santa Claus 4. You Look Like Santa Claus
  • Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.
  • In this season of good tidings, happiness and cheer, it truly is a miracle that, we survived another year. Merry Christmas
  • Santa wanted me to drop in on you and see if you have been good! – So how much are you willing to pay me to keep my mouth shut?
  • Christmas is like job! You do all the work, then the fat guy comes along in the red suit and gets all the credit. Merry Christmas
  • Dear Santa – I am writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty – and it was worth it!
  • May your fun be large and your bills, be small. Merry Christmas
  • Dear Santa – When you arrive on Christmas Eve, could you please throw a quick load in the washer, vacuum the carpets and wash your cookie dishes? Thanks
  • This Christmas I wanted to give you an expensive gift! – But I work at the same place you do.
  • The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. – Jay Leno
  • Christmas is a time for remembering family as well as trying to guess everyone’s size! Have a Fantastic Christmas!
  • I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in paper, that says ‘Happy Birthday’ – So I added ‘To Jesus’ on it. All fixed – Merry Christmas!
  • Anyone who believes that men are equal to women has never seen a man attempting to wrap a Christmas present. Merry Christmas.
  • Christmas is great – unless you’re the turkey!
  • What do you call people who are afraid of Christmas? Claustrophobic.
  • Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more. – The Grinch
  • I’ve been an Angel all year Santa baby! So hurry down the Chimney tonight.
  • Santa has OCD! – Now he checks his list three or four times, instead of twice!
  • Warning: To have a safe holiday: On Christmas morning DO NOT STAND between the kids and their Christmas Presents! Merry Christmas!
  • Hey, look – It’s another Christmas card. Thought you were going to get something this time around? Well, YOU DIDN’T. Merry Christmas
  • Let us rejoice and enjoy. The lord has given this day to drink as much alcohol as you want. Happy Christmas
  • Hey! – Anybody know where can I buy love? They told me that it is the best gift to give this Christmas.
  • The main reason why Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. Merry Christmas
  • It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
  • Do nothing but eat and make good cheer and praise God for the merry year! – William Shakespeare
  • A Christmas Reminder: Do not try to borrow any money from elves as they are always a little short! Have a Merry Christmas!
  • Merry Christmas – And don’t eat too much this year you greedy guts, we all know what you’re like.
  • Tonight, is some big fat man in a red suit kidnaps you and throws you into a sack, please stay calm, because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!
  • Christmas has been canceled this year! And it’s all your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!
  • They say that Christmas is just around the corner! How could it be when the world is round?
  • A lovely thing about Christmas is that it is compulsory, like a thunderstorm and we all get to go through it together.
  • Dear Santa, please leave candy instead of coals or I’ll hunt you down. I am serious, by the way. I’ve been good all year! but I’ll seriously kill if i don’t see any gummies.
  • On Dasher, On Dancer, On MasterCard and Visa!
  • Christmas is truly a time filled with wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! And that is the magic of Christmas. Merry Christmas
  • Can I have a picture of YOU, please? – So Santa knows exactly what I want for Christmas? Happy Christmas!
  • Christmas: A time when you can make people forget the past with a present.
  • RECALL SANTA! – I DID NOT get what I wanted! What is that about, hey?
  • Warning: When you stop believing in Santa – You get underwear.
  • When someone asks – ‘Where’s Your Christmas Spirit? would it be wrong to point to the liquor cabinet?
  • Dear Santa – This year, I would like a big fat bank account and a slim body. And please, don’t get them mixed-up like you did last year. – Cheers.
  • Get into the Christmas Spirit – VODKA – GIN – WHISKY –  BRANDY.
  • I put so much thought into your gift! Now it’s gotten too late to buy it.
  • I just want you to be happy this Christmas and maybe naked – no, definitely naked.
  • It’s all fun and games ’till Santa checked the Naughty List – Can’t wait to get a look at your gifts this Christmas!
  • Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
  • Christmas survival tips: Drink – There are no other ways! Merry Christmas
  • Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
  • And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
  • Of course, Father Christmas is a bloke – after all, what woman would wear the same outfit year after year!
  • Dear Mary – Just admit that you slept with someone else. Thi8s is getting out of hand. Yours Sincerely, Joseph.
  • Thank you for that ugly thing you gave me. I will re-gift it next year to someone I don’t like. Cheers
  • I’m dreaming of a WHITE CHRISTMAS or red – Really I’m not that fussy.
  • Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas! – I woke up in a box!
  • Santa told me you had been very good this year! And I told him it was just a lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!
  • Dear Santa, To save time, just go ahead and list me under ‘Naughty’.
  • The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. – Joan Rivers
  • Dear Santa, if you leave me a new bike under the Christmas tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison, I put in the milk.
  • Dear Santa – Is it too late to be good?
  • I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.
  • I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
  • Cheer up Grumpy Bum, it’s Christmas.
  • Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. It’s only fair, since you’re getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them!
  • If you’re not under my tree on Christmas morning, I’m going back to bed!
  • Do you know what would have happened if it had been three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men? They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought practical gifts.
  • Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas – I woke up in a box.
  • On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dude’s I’m blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin a creep, who won’t, stop inboxing meeee!
  • Tis the season filled with Good friends – Cozy fires – Delicious treats – HEARTBURN – BANKRUPTCY and Bursts of extreme ANGER. Let’s get through this together.
  • Santa has the right idea. Visit people once a year. Merry Christmas!